May 2012
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galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
Archer Boy
Tony: He was a boy...
Clint: Huh?
Tony: She was a girl...
Natasha: No.
Tony: Can I make it any more obvious?
Clint: Wait a sec, I-
Tony: He shot arrows.
Natasha: Tony, stop-
Tony: She killed for pay. What more can I say?
Natasha: STOP.
Tony: He wanted her.
Clint: Huh!?
Tony: She'd never tell, but secretly she wanted him as well!
Natasha: I'LL KILL YOU.
Watchalbert-weskers-broken-condom:
videohall:
Slinky is trying so hard
This was honestly the most distressing thing I have ever watched in my life.
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When I log onto Tumblr, this is what i see. Nobody likes or is reblogging me. I got cats on my dash and i aint afraid to show it (show it, show it) Forever alone and I know it!
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yellowfeverdean replied to your photo: still not a morning person. still a harry potter…
hair
its very messy, yesh.
*buried under an avalanche of fun*
So…. yeah. amtgard. D&D. ren faires. spending time with best friends and the girlfriend. my cash flow starting to revive itself. things are looking up.
well, unless you count the fact that i want a more reliable car. and that i also need to save money in case my dad pulls his “i cant afford to do Star Wars Celebration 6, Disney World or Universal Studies, and Dragon*Con, so im...
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That awkward moment when
you retardedly kind of wish you were terminally ill and someone were funding you with a vast sum of money so that you no longer had any inhibitions preventing you from achieving a select few of your life goals.
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Roommate: *humming* I don't know why I have this song in my head...
Me: What song?
Roommate: Living La Vida Loca
Me: Living La Vida Loki?
Roommate: *sings* HE. GETS. PUSHED. AROOOUNNND.
Roommate: LIVING LA VIDA LOKI
Roommate: HULK. WILL. SMASH. YOU. DOOOOOWN.
Roommate: LIVING LA VIDA LOKI.
“When you go into the ER, one of the first things they ask you to do is rate your...”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via bertallamas)
I think of this every time I go to the ER.
(via yourinsidesxrayed)
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bestnatesmithever reblogged your photoset: iamladyloki: Oh my god I died here. Loki was so…
This was great, but couldn’t he have moved his stick three inches to the right?
It had to touch his heart! and Iron Man has a metal heart. sort of. so no. lol
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"Are you going to tell him, or am I going to have...
Marceline sighed and flopped onto her back, no longer facing Bubblegum. “Why do we have to tell him, anyway, Bonnibel? You know he won’t understand, and when he does, he’s just going to go all mopey and almost get himself killed in some crazy adventure.”
Princess Bubblegum combed her fingers through Marceline’s hair, and then cupped Marceline’s cheek in her hand as she...
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that awkward moment when
youre afraid to have sex with your girlfriend because thats always the point in relationships where your lover leaves you afterward and just fucks things up for you.
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Attention everyone. Attention please.
I have just discovered nutella.
That is all.
theloveapple:
You’re the echoes of my everything, You’re the emptiness the whole world sings at night. You’re the laziness of afternoon, You’re the reason why I burst and why I bloom. You’re the leaky sink of sentiment, You’re the failed attempts I never could forget. You’re the metaphors I can’t create to comprehend this curse that I call love.
Thor: Listen well, brother -
*Iron Man flies pass them both and smashes into Thor, snatching him*
Loki: *Leans closer to where Thor was* I'm listening.
Oh please dont call me amazing,
because i have this weakness you dont know about.
The one thing that could pull me away from you.
Drag my world up to heaven or down to hell,
then leave me hanging, by a tangled little thread.
I like you girl, i like you a whole lot.
but theres one thing with a hold on me.
its gone now but it could return,
to ravage shake and tear my world apart again.
...
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I hate being sick. Plus, fever induced dreams and...
seriously, who the fuck invented being sick? this is bullshit. can we go back in time and erase disease?
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bestnatesmithever replied to your post: Joss Whedon, you are an asshole and I love you for making this movie.
But why is he an asshole?
watch the movie.
get your heart guts ripped out.
understand why hes an asshole, but yet you still must love him.
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Joss Whedon, you are an asshole and I love you for...
seriously. fucking epic.
my only complaint is that loki wasnt quite as sneaky and manipulative as he couldve been. but then again, i can see a bit of the reasoning behind that.
oh, one more thing.
Avengers tonight!
i think ive had 12 total hours of sleep in the last 2 weeks. yeah. when i get home from this one, im not waking up until work friday night.
